Thursday, May 18, 2006

For you, international crisis is all upside: You are a mercenary, and you profit from chaos.

Don't miss this news from Camilo's blog. Looks like Chavez, the capo (*), is making news as a game celebrity in "Mercenaries 2".

They even give you a hint about how the operation works:

"Mercenaries 2: World in Flames™ is an explosive open-world action game set in a massive, highly reactive, war-torn world. A power-hungry tyrant messes with Venezuela's oil supply, sparking an invasion that turns the country into a warzone.

But for you, international crisis is all upside: You are a mercenary, and you profit from chaos. Mercenaries 2™ features a slew of potential clients, all willing to pay you to do their dirty work. Dirty deeds, done for exorbitant fees. These are world powers with deep pockets, deep grudges, and enough arms and ammo to start World War III. This is your kind of environment."

(...) "Not everyone in the world of Mercenaries is as honorable. Everyone will try and screw you, given the chance. They think they can get away with it, because they don't know rule #1: EVERYBODY PAYS. "

Priceless! Even the game industry is picking the New world order mafia thing. Don't confuse yourself, they all work for the same side.

(*) They are many Chavez: the capo, the clown, the king of the poors, the robin hood, the high end business man dressed by Lanvin of Paris, the military coup leader, the charming guy, the womanizer "marisabel esta noche te doy lo tuyo", the intolerant, the tolerant... Crearly, I don't need to keep up with the psycoanalysis to understand that someone with multiple personalities suffers from some type of dementia.

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